real-scars-fake-smiles:

Married life with Ellen and Portia.

IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING

(Source: kayytx, via a-scorpion-woman)

burning-young:

girls on their periods

I will never not reblog this.

(via j0vana101)

mormondad:

if you see a plus sign next to my url when someone reblogged something from me click on it and you will become a millionaire trust me this is not a scam

(via lmaoalien)

buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

(via imam-najbrzi-vremeplov-u-kraju)

(Source: tordles, via a-scorpion-woman)

netlfix:

no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better

(Source: netlfix, via swedenhere)

Stop asking me to trust
you while I’m still coughing
up water from the last time
you let me drown.

(Source: anneisrestless, via le-drolja)

" Where do you go when your house isn’t home? "

garbashians:

when someone makes a joke about one of ur insecurities

(via izvakani-klitoris)